Top 10 Marriage Related T-Shirts

Marriage is an important institution that two people enter into for love and other reasons. It is also a hugely influential part of our culture and as such, there are plenty of jokes about it. These are some of the top 10 marriage-related t-shirts that have witty, cute or otherwise fun sayings and images on them.

1. I’m the Boss

This shirt comes in various dark colors and in men’s and women’s styles. A 100 percent organic cotton option is available in the women’s fitted style. The large font on the front proclaims “I’m the Boss” with smaller font underneath to clarify “My wife said I could be”. Both men’s and women’s styles use the same wording. Comfortable couples with authoritative women will find these shirts hilarious.

2. Under New Management

This shirt features an image of bride and groom and the words “Under New Management” underneath. It only comes in a men’s style with an option for 100 percent organic cotton. Women and men alike will find this shirt hilarious and appropriate for the newly-married man in their lives. It makes a great gag gift for a man you know well on the occasion of their engagement or wedding.

3. Just Married

This dark-colored t-shirt can shout out to the world what every newlywed wants to say. Stylized text proclaims “Just Married” on the background of a dark, solid color. Men’s styles only available in a variety of dark colors from black to cardinal red. Now every new husband can tell the world that he has just made a huge and important change in his life without risking arrest on local noise ordinances for actually shouting it out.

4. Happy Wife

This fitted or regular women’s t-shirt comes in black and white, brown and white, red and white and solid white. It features a compact form of an old saying and proclaims “Happy Wife Happy Life” on the front. Women or men could wear this shirt to proclaim their feelings on how to make a marriage work or as a joke shirt. It also makes a great “reminder” gift for a man about to be or recently married on how to make his married life successful.

5. Now I Can Get Fat

This organic women’s t-shirt features an image of a bride and groom with a thought bubble coming from the bride. The text says “Now I can get fat”. The background color is black or wasabi (tan) and bride is wearing yellow while the groom is in blue. Text is in black while the thought bubble is white. This shirt makes a great gag gift for an engaged woman with an appropriate sense of humor or an amusing shirt for a secure newlywed.

6.My Husband is a Sasquatch

Is your hubby tall, broad and hairy? Does he have a sense of humor about these things? Perhaps he might find it amusing if you wore this shirt or he might even gift you with it himself. The cap-sleeve women’s fitted style is available in black, blue or red and white and the basic t-shirt style is available in yellow. The image on the front is of the upper half of a sasquatch with the words “My Husband is a Sasquatch” in red over the top.

7. Bachelors Checklist T-Shirt

This shirt comes in white or attention-grabbing green and features a list of things bachelors might want to try and do before reaching the final step “Ask a girl to marry you.” As it features suggestions such as “Moon someone” and “Wear someone else’s panties on your head” it might not be the best option for attempting to woo that girl you will eventually ask to marry, though. Text is black on a white or neon green background.

8. Football Season

This shirt might be a fun gift from a wife to a husband or from some other close friend. It proclaims “We interrupt this marriage to bring you Football Season” with the final two words in large block letters. Available on a white or neon green background, the small letters are gray and the large letters are blue. A perfect choice for the husband who disappears to his buddy’s house, into the den, or simply can focus on nothing but the television during football season.

9. 25th Wedding Anniversary

For the long-term couple celebrating a quarter century together, these cute shirts feature just the right amount of sentiment. Available in organic cotton women’s and men’s varieties, the shirts feature two happy and cuddly frogs and say “It’s easy being green with the right partner” as well as “25th anniversary” on them. All of the text and the frogs (of course) are in green. These might actually make cute matching clothing for a couple celebrating their 25th.

10. Husband Hottie

Perfect for embarrassing your husband just the right amount, this shirt proclaims “My husband is a hottie!” complete with red hearts. Wear it out to watch a bashful hubby blush or a confident one grin. Available as black text on a white or pink background.

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