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Teleport Athletics
by illproxyfrom $19.95
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This bounty hunter parody tee swaps the language of athletic motivation for something more dangerous. A helmeted armored figure rockets across a distressed green swoop while bold lettering turns a familiar sportswear slogan into a mission statement.
It reads like a sneaker ad from an alternate galaxy where contracts count as cardio. Fans of desert sci-fi and dry mashup humor will catch the reference at once.
It ships as part of a limited daily drop and disappears once the next design goes live.
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An armored, helmeted hunter shooting across a green athletic swoop, paired with bold slogan lettering styled like a sportswear ad.
Fans of desert sci-fi, bounty hunter lore, and mashup humor that flips a familiar slogan into something new.
No. The joke works through silhouette, color, and slogan styling, so nothing is spelled out.
The design comes in unisex and women's cuts from small to 6XL, plus tank tops and crew sweatshirts, so most body types get a comfortable fit.
Every tee is printed on soft ringspun cotton with a smooth, durable finish. Machine wash cold inside out and hang or tumble dry low to keep the art sharp.