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Kino's Pool Floaties

by Wheels03

$22.95

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  • Printed on demand in the USA
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
  • The artist earns on every sale

This retro sci fi satire graphic tee reads like a mid century roadside ad filtered through dry humor. A smiling pitchman, bright poolside colors, and vintage typography sell cheerful safety with a knowing wink.

It looks upbeat on the surface, but the slogan quietly undercuts the optimism. The deeper joke lives in the context, where help often comes with strings attached.

Part of a limited daily drop, so this design may only be around for a short window.

Why Fans Choose This Tee

  • Printed on soft, breathable cotton with a bright, fade resistant finish that keeps the vintage colors clean.
  • Unisex fit runs true to size from S to 6XL for men and women.
  • Available as a tee, tank, crew neck sweatshirt, canvas wrap, or poster.
  • Colors stay vivid through repeated washing so the retro palette keeps its pop.

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  • Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
  • Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
  • International shipping is worked out at checkout from the delivery address.
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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A smiling pitchman in a bright, mid century roadside ad style with vintage typography.

The cheerful ad look hides a slogan that quietly undercuts its own optimism.

Sci fi fans who enjoy dry, satirical retro advertising art.

You can get this design as a tee, tank, crew neck sweatshirt, and more, in sizes up to 3XL.

It is part of a limited daily drop, so the design may sell out quickly once its featured window ends.

Made in the USA Custom made to order
Original Designs Not found in stores
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