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Maintain Eye Contact

by rocketman

$22.95

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  • Printed on demand in the USA
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
  • The artist earns on every sale

This corporate skeleton humor tee shows two skeletons locked in an intense stare down, one holding the other's eye socket open while bold text spells out the joke. Gradient lettering anchors the layout.

It hits for people who know the office grind can feel like a horror show. The deadpan humor captures performance reviews and forced networking with a straight face and plenty of sarcasm.

It runs as a limited daily drop, so lock eyes with this one before it clocks out and a new design starts.

Why Fans Choose This Tee

  • Gradient text and skeleton detail stay sharp and readable
  • Soft cotton poly blend feels easy from the start
  • Relaxed fit gives natural room without bagginess
  • Durable print holds the artwork wash after wash

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  • Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
  • Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
  • International shipping is worked out at checkout from the delivery address.
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Two skeletons locked in a stare down, one holding the other's eye socket open, with bold gradient text spelling out the joke.

The deadpan grind of office life, from performance reviews to forced networking, captured with a straight face and dry sarcasm.

People who survive meetings with humor and know the corporate routine can feel like a quiet horror show.

It comes on tees, tanks, hoodies, crew sweatshirts, and youth sizes, plus canvas art and posters, so you can pick the fit and format you want.

Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low. This keeps the colors and fine details looking sharp over many washes.

Made in the USA Custom made to order
Original Designs Not found in stores
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