Yetis Eat Unicorns

About me

I'm a lover of all things sci fi, horror, comics and sports. I'm very diverse and love obscure jokes, stories and legends. I like to believe in the things most people don't. I like to think there are trolls under every bridge and elves in every tree. I think Smurfs live in my flowerbed and Teddy Bears fight evil under the bed and in the closets every night. If my universe was like Dr. Seuss' creations, I could handle that; even talking in rhymes. Unicorns are stupid, but at least they give Yetis something to eat. If Bigfoot really lived in the woods, surely someone would have found him by now. He obviously burrows! I'm from East Texas, which produced Sheldon Cooper, so my world is fictional, anal retentive and full of imagination. If you understand my creations, you are obviously good people and celebrate Festivus with the rest of us. Salute!