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Procrastinator sloth tee that hands one of cinema's most relentless killing machines the least relentless mascot alive. A cool sloth in a purple jacket and sunglasses holds a single rose, moving at exactly no miles per hour under bold PROCRASTINATOR lettering. Neon accents and comic-style shading give it a retro action-poster vibe with none of the urgency.
It is built for anyone whose to-do list is more of a to-someday list, a laid-back gift with a self-aware punchline.
RIPT drops a new design every day and retires them without warning.
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A laid-back sloth in a purple jacket, sunglasses, and a single rose, posed under bold PROCRASTINATOR lettering with neon action-poster accents.
It swaps an unstoppable movie action figure for the slowest animal alive, turning a relentless-machine pose into a monument to putting things off.
Yes. The self-aware to-someday-list humor makes it an easy laugh for anyone who runs on their own schedule, in men's and women's sizes.
Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size, printed in the USA so color holds through repeat washes.
Men's and women's sizes as a t-shirt, tank, sweatshirt, canvas, or poster.