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by Obvianfrom $17.95
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This foam blaster parody graphic tee swaps a smuggler's iconic sidearm for a stack of brightly colored foam dart blasters. The stance is pure swagger, the vest instantly familiar, the weapons pure playground.
It reads like a convention inside joke for people who proudly hoard shelves of plastic blasters. Sci-fi nostalgia meets toy aisle comedy.
Part of a limited daily drop, so this parody may blast off once it sells out.
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A space smuggler's iconic sidearm has been swapped for a stack of brightly colored foam dart blasters, turning swagger into toy aisle comedy.
Proud collectors of plastic blasters and fans of sci-fi convention humor.
Tees, tanks, hoodies, crew sweatshirts, canvas wraps, and posters are all available.
This design ships in unisex tees, tanks, and premium fitted cuts, from youth and kids sizes up to adult mens and womens premium. Check the size chart for exact measurements.
It is a limited daily drop, so once the run sells out this graphic may not come back. Order while it is still live to be safe.